My Best Friend
What up Jay bwoy, what are you up to? Sick. Yeah I just got off work. It was alright, kinda slow. I just hate catering to people. Yeah, I have to pretend like I care about what they say. I do have to adimit that ive gotten pretty good at it though; it sure helps with sales. I have to change my voice though, because I really wouldnt sell shit otherwise. I have to read the customer and then mirror them. It sucks when its some dousch wibbler. Know what I mean? If I talked to them like I talk to you Id get slapped or fired, then Id be screwed. I gotta slip into, like, an alternate persona. Ive gotten so used to switching between all the voices its like second nature now.
My Mom
Hey mom, how are you? Ya I just got off work.
